Friday, April 3, 2009

Restricted Writing Part Dose?

In order to properly make a paper it must have an introduction, body, and a conclusion. That introduction needs to set up all of the points that you are about to make. Think of it like a point guard in basketball: all it does is give out assists. Then after a good thesis statement, you jump into your paper. Not unlike the great Air Jordan. Then after your points are made you wrap things up with the conclusion. Like Paul Pierce. Only he fouls out. Man three basketball metaphors and I don't even like it that much. Oh speaking of not liking something, so i'm on my way to class right? And i go to get in my car out in by my apartment. And these dudes are trying to tow my car. I'm like wtf here fellas. And they go, "yeah this is what happens when you try and park here when you don't live here." I respond with did you not just see me come out of that apartment and lock the door behind me? I friggin live here. And they try and charge me 50 bucks. So I call up my landlord and I tell this chick listen i'll pay this stupid fine and it's comin out of my monthly rent cuz this is grade A bull $#!+. She tried to tell me that I was over reacting. I told her that she better watch it because she was about to get sued. I'm pretty pissed. After class i'm going to call back and ask if she has gotten my 50 bucks back yet. Man this is wicked retarded. Wicked Re-Tard-ed. If I don't get my money i'm going to call these tow guys on my land ladies car. Sounds like a fair trade I would think. Uhhhh........I'm going to try to think about something else........Never mind we are done with class.

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